Zelensky is one funny actor. The man is genuinely a consummate comedian.
He started low by playing the piano with his schlong. But he steadily advanced in the polls, even getting elected as President in wartime, on a peace now platform. And finally, we transitioned to full-blown dictator comedian when he suspended the electoral process in wartime.
Not only that. He decided to go for worldwide comic relief when he started picking fights not just with his archenemy, Putin of Russia, but also with the Man footing the Bill for his armaments, one Mr. Trump, second-term POTUS.
Furthermore, after sabotaging a series of American peace plans, with the help of his deluded globalist friends from Bruxelles, Zelensky recently claimed in an Axios interview that Ukrainian intelligence found Putin had privately boasted to allies that Russia would occupy the entire Donbas region by Oct. 15, a deadline that came and went.
In other words, how stupid must Putin be, right! Right? The Russians are losing the war, eh!
No, man. The joke is entirely on Kyiv. Because as far as Ukraine is concerned, they are the ones losing the war, deadline or not.
Zelensky is working double time to showcase that super funny anecdote Slavoj Zizek came up with.
The second joke takes place in fourteenth-century Russia under Mongol occupation. A peasant and his wife were walking along a dusty country road; a Mongol warrior on a horse stopped at their side and told the peasant he would now proceed to rape his wife; he then added: “But since there is a lot of dust on the ground, you must hold my testicles while I rape your wife, so that they will not get dirty!” Once the Mongol had done the deed and ridden away, the peasant started laughing and jumping with joy. His surprised wife asked: “How can you be jumping with joy when I was just brutally raped in your presence?” The farmer answered: “But I got him! His balls are covered with dust!”
And guess what, people, Zelensky is the farmer. I told you. The man is hilarious. He’s made long strides in his craft. He majored in acting. But nowadays, he is also proficient at dirtying the balls of his country’s invaders. And nobody can survive with his balls dirty. Not even Putin.
Götterdämmerung 