Are you more of a night or morning person?
I’m a night owl.
It’s not like I hate mornings.
It’s just that I am hazy and sleepy and everybody is out and about with the Sun.
It’s busy and it’s crazy. And the highways are parking lots.
Who wants that, eh?
I mean you gotta be crazy to want to push your way through the crowd each morning, smell humanity’s good and evil smells.
No, sir.
For me, the ideal day truly starts in the afternoon.
And finishes two hours after midnight, when owls get up to hunt imprudent rodents.
So, you see now. I too prefer hunting at night when the coast is clear and nobody’s near.
